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the mystery unfolds | August 19, 2011

August 19th 2011 — a text conversation… an example of what’s out there

Mystery Man: Hi There

Me: Hi- I’m not sure who this is?

Mystery Man: Huh… i’m hurt. Uve forgotten me ….

Me: Maybe my phone forgot you, but I may remember if you give me a hint

Mystery Man: Hmmmm… if your phone forgot me, then I am hurt more- as, out of phone, out of mind

Me: Well, that’s life I guess my friend

Mystery Man: Ch ch ch. I can see u. Theres a hint. We even had lunch. Guess I didn’t impress u …

Mystery Man: Any guesses?

Me: Nope- need another hint

Mystery Man: Hmmm. I even just called you. I’m into beauty.

Me: Let’s start with the basics. Are you a boy or a girl?

Mystery Man: Boy. Desi. Spiked hair black. Work out. I would consider myself with a nice physique. Way taller than you… haha

Me: Hmm. That sounds nice! Do you live in Chicago?

Mystery Man:Been there many atimes. Continuous visits. But of residence….

Me: Well – I’m intrigued

Mystery Man: Good… i’. gonna keep it that way

Mystery Man: Apparently not enough for you to have forgotten me… and not remember

Me: Well, you should have done a better job at keeping in touch

Mystery Man: As had u.. I’ll let you think about it for a little bit…how about that?

Me: You are running the risk that I may forget this text convo.. but it’s your risk to take

Mystery Man: How can you forget it??? If you do, then you will forget me as easily…

Me: This is a fast paced world.. but- I am curious so lets see how long we can keep the mystery going

Mystery Man: Yes it is. especially in Chicaga… how long would you like it to go on for???

Mystery Man: I’m a Scorpio

Me: I’m indifferent – I won’t know who you are till you tell me. You could at least give me another hint

Mystery Man: Do you like to travel?

Me: Yea

Mystery Man: Come and visit then. For some drinks???? And talks….

Me: Where should I book my ticket to?

Mystery Man: Where would you like me to be?

Mystery Man: How about on a beach and the water?

Me: In your home town… which is??

Me: I do love the beach

Mystery Man: K then come. Maybe even more with me. Possibly?

Me: Where should I tell the pilot to go?

Mystery Man: Hmmm. Pick a beach and the ocean. And picture me there in a tank top and white pants. And a bottle of wine

Me: I can’t picture you. No clue what you look like. PS- I am beginning to think we have never met

Mystery Man: We have. And you do know what I look like. Do you have messenger? Near a computer?

Me: I have an iPhone in my hand

Mystery Man: U drive a white merc. U like to slick back your hair in a pony tail. Attractive. U have nice smooth skin.s oft

Mystery Man: Do you have yahoo messenger

Mystery Man: U liked me when you saw me. Well that’s at least what you said. Maybe you were lying…

Me: No to yahoo messenger. Have you been in my car?

Mystery Man: Nope. Do you want me to be in your car?

Mystery Man: Add yahoo messenger and I can talk to you on there also. Or msn messenger?

Mystery Man: Ure around 5’1 when you stood close to me

Me: Tell me how long ago we met? What month?

Mystery Man: U should come and visit. Seriously, we can talk all night long

Mystery Man: Haha. I have to keep you intrigued. That’s not a good question.

Mystery Man: Where did you go? Thinking?

Me: I am sitting with friends, and we are trying to figure you out. Are you from Tennessee?

Mystery Man: Haha. Who are in your group at the moment? And no.

Me: Do you know my friends?

Mystery Man: Possibly…. Names?

Me: No way.. I give you no details.

Mystery Man: Haha. Why not?

Mystery Man: Apologies for bothering/ruining your get together

Me: You should just come

Mystery Man: Where should I come?

Mystery Man: Have you guys figured it out?

Me: Nope

Mystery Man: It’s so easy. but please socialize. Apologies for our texting  conversation. We shall speak soon.

Me: Sounds good

A few hours later:

Mystery Man: Have you figured out who I am?

Me: Nope. More hints?

Mystery Man: S

Me: ? no clue

Mystery Man: No clue?!! I’m surprised. Anywho will you be available to talk later tonight or today?

Mystery Man: I’ll tell ya. This is Sam.. Sorry to mess around with you a little bit. It was fun…hope you didn’t mind.

Me: Samira’s friend?

Mystery Man: Yes. Remember, you gave me your number.

Me: Ya- I remember giving you my # for business purposes definitely not to flirty text with a married man. Not ok Sam.

Sam: Haha. It was to throw you off as I was surprised you didnt remember ….

Sam: I was actually calling to set up a time to talk yesterday. But you were with friends.

Men – what the hell are they thinking sometimes!  

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